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On this stretch of road a dog loves to play.  For the past week he has been out there running on the county road.  And I have had to dodge him every fucking time!  This little black and white piece of shit ankle biter Jack Russell terrier.  I tried to remove said dog from the road only for it to fuck off down the road at a dead sprint for a 1/2 mile then run into the middle of the road again. 

Normally I tell people to go play in traffic as an insult, but this fucking dog thinks it's a fucking game to dodge cars at the last possible second.  This fucking dog wants to die but keeps chickening out at the last second.  Next time, I am not stopping.  Don't worry, good old Doctor Kevorkian is hearing your prayers little pub.  Heaven is coming doggy!  All four tires!   
So I have been doing a massive amount of research on the Divisions of the German SS during WWII.  It is a massive undertaking with a very broad and information hit and miss.  But while researching I was reading personal account, memoirs, unit history, deployments battles.  They were not just confined to Germans, Arabs, Dutch, Scandinavians, and even French(who ironically were defending the Reichstag during the fall of Berlin.)  Once such unit in particular, the 36th SS who were just horrible.  Better known as "Einsatzgruppen"  Lead by a sadist and convicted child molester.  So I started to read a book called "Master's of Death" which is about Einsatzgruppen and there colorful history of state sponsored genocide across Eastern Europe.  Now I already did some holocaust research and watched many History Channel specials on the subject but not in this detail. 

1st hand accounts of a soldier stabbing a infant with a bayonet then parading the dead baby still impaled on the bayonet through the streets. Sardine Packing in which they dug a trench, put a group in front of it at the edge of the pit so when they shot them they would fall in, be covering in dirt then bring in the next until the pit was filled.  Often times making the victims dig there own mass grave.  They would have competitions to see how many one man could killed in one day, and some getting over 500 kills in a single day.  Then playing the same to next day.  Women and children raped to death then shot.  Gathering Jews into a single building then using flame throwers to torch it and shooting anyone who escaped.  The entire book is just a train wreck of dead orphans and puppies.  3 times I had to put the book down.  You think, "The good guys will show up to save the day right?"  No it's just death, murder, rape and more fucking death.  The horrible fact about these men is many disappeared or were never apprehended.  However after reading the entire book cover to cover I feel 100% more enlightened and more humble after the fact.     

So my question is, have anyone you done research into a subject only to just stop and rethink or discover something you wish you never had?
:iconrodneydangerfieldplz:  Complaints, I gotta tell ya.  Old Rob he ain't doing do good.

So the other day me and my girlfriend.  We have been arguing for weeks.  Non stop bitching.  We went through one of those relationship councilors.  The councilor told me I need to leave all of my problems at the door before I entered.  So I told my girlfriend to go stand outside.  She hasn't been back since.

My credit.  Oh my credit.  My credit is so low I went in for a home loan.  Bank manager took my cardboard box away and told there was no way in hell I couldn't afford the mortgage.   

Only person on this earth who understands me is my doctor.  I went in because I woke up in pain.  Terrible pain.  Doc came back after a bunch of test.  He says, "I got good news and bad news."  I asked for the bad news first.  He says, "You have cancer and 6 months to live."  He then hands me my bill for 20 grand.  I say, "Doc, I can't pay this!"  Doc says, "Well, I'll give you another 6 months."  Hell of a guy that Doc complaints... Hell of a guy...   

I'm terrible a sports.  In school for kickball I was picked after the cripple and the blind kid.  I tried out for the track team once.  I figured, hell running is easy.  I could go around in a circle.  When it came to my time to run in the relay the guy behind me handed me a piece of paper.  It was from the coach.  He was cutting me from the team.

I was mugged today.  The robber took me into a dark alley and after he got a good look at me he laughed and handed me a gun and said "Here you need this more than I do."  No respect I tell ya, no respect at all. 

I was trying to call a taxi and I kept getting ignored.  Everyone else around me was getting into a cab but me.  This hooker, a street performer, even this gangbanger.  Fed up I ran into the street and stopped a taxi myself and asked the driver "What do all these people have that I don't?"  The cabby rolled down his window and said, "Money."   

I'm depresses, so depressed.  So I called one of them suicide hotlines.  But I was routed to this guy in Syria.  You should have heard him complaints.  He was so excited.  He asks me If I can fit into a size large vest.  For what I don't know.   
Deer hunting season is wrapping up, however that does not stop poachers from illegally harvesting deer, like case and point.  2 deer showed up along the side of the road in an empty lot no less than 500 yards from my house.  1 was skinned and the meat taken, the other in a black trash bag just skinned and the horns removed on both, the meat was left to rot on the deer in the trash bag.

After calling up the local PD who were already aware of the dump site they called the Department of Natural Resources Game Wardens.  Now here is where the story get interesting.  Because this happened on Tribal Land(as in Native American jurisdiction) the Game Warrants have no jurisdiction, the Federal Fish and Wildlife Service does because technically the Tribal land is Federally controlled land.  The Federal Fish and Wildlife service won't do anything. because it's on Tribal Land.  Well shit, leave them to rot and the guys responsible get away with it.  This is quite literally a cop out because the proper authorities have no idea how to call it.  

The deer are still rotting away in that lot by the way in case you were wondering.
So fuck you all!

Always replying to my post hanging on my every word like I'm the next Charlie Manson.  Jesus you people are always so fucking needy, it's like you need my post like a junkie needs Meth.  And some of you fuckers I have no idea what you are talking about and in reference to what ever.  "lol" what the shit kind of unoriginal reply is that?  It also doesn't help that you assholes close doesn't the topics.  I mean what if I had something meaningful and insightful to add to the topic.  What if my reply was the winning argument?  You guy seriously make me want to take my anger out on a defenseless puppy.  Once again, fuck you.  I love you.  Eat Shit.  Have a wonderful day.  Die.   

Also art whore your pointless bullshit

:icontealdeerplz: real reason for the compliant: My finger hurts from all the deleting, I have arthritis now in my wrist thanks to you cum guzzling whores.


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KdaAnimefan Featured By Owner Jun 3, 2016  Student Writer
Could I bug you for a bit of advice?
RobStrand Featured By Owner Jun 6, 2016
go ahead shoot
KdaAnimefan Featured By Owner Jun 6, 2016  Student Writer
thanks rob but I got tired of waiting, I want advice on where to put a thread for the forum

was a bit iffy on if it would fit better in philosopy, or just general deviant forum

here's the thread if you want to take a look…
ClockworkMultiverse Featured By Owner Apr 17, 2016
I think you might enjoy these. I can tell we share some similar interests.


Cassini90125 Featured By Owner Feb 17, 2016…

Oh, hell yeah. :D :weed:

(Replying here because the thread was locked.)
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wquon Featured By Owner Jan 11, 2016
i dig most of your comments in the forums. id like your constructive input in…
RobStrand Featured By Owner Jan 14, 2016
One way to "trim the fat" of military spending is to target businesses who extort defense budget money with over inflated prices for relatively inexpensive products.  Seriously a case of 20 black ball point pens on the books cost the DoD $22.50.  I road traffic cone, $55.00, the brown plastic flashlight $14.75.  It's ridiculous. 
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