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All the pop up for the Apes bullshit, this is some beyond the grave voodoo shit for the death of Harambe.  I am sure of it.  The Ape gods are pissed and we blew it all up!  DAMN YOU!!!  DAMN YOU ALL TO HELL!!!

Also I got fired form my job.
On this stretch of road a dog loves to play.  For the past week he has been out there running on the county road.  And I have had to dodge him every fucking time!  This little black and white piece of shit ankle biter Jack Russell terrier.  I tried to remove said dog from the road only for it to fuck off down the road at a dead sprint for a 1/2 mile then run into the middle of the road again. 

Normally I tell people to go play in traffic as an insult, but this fucking dog thinks it's a fucking game to dodge cars at the last possible second.  This fucking dog wants to die but keeps chickening out at the last second.  Next time, I am not stopping.  Don't worry, good old Doctor Kevorkian is hearing your prayers little pub.  Heaven is coming doggy!  All four tires!   
So I have been doing a massive amount of research on the Divisions of the German SS during WWII.  It is a massive undertaking with a very broad and information hit and miss.  But while researching I was reading personal account, memoirs, unit history, deployments battles.  They were not just confined to Germans, Arabs, Dutch, Scandinavians, and even French(who ironically were defending the Reichstag during the fall of Berlin.)  Once such unit in particular, the 36th SS who were just horrible.  Better known as "Einsatzgruppen"  Lead by a sadist and convicted child molester.  So I started to read a book called "Master's of Death" which is about Einsatzgruppen and there colorful history of state sponsored genocide across Eastern Europe.  Now I already did some holocaust research and watched many History Channel specials on the subject but not in this detail. 

1st hand accounts of a soldier stabbing a infant with a bayonet then parading the dead baby still impaled on the bayonet through the streets. Sardine Packing in which they dug a trench, put a group in front of it at the edge of the pit so when they shot them they would fall in, be covering in dirt then bring in the next until the pit was filled.  Often times making the victims dig there own mass grave.  They would have competitions to see how many one man could killed in one day, and some getting over 500 kills in a single day.  Then playing the same to next day.  Women and children raped to death then shot.  Gathering Jews into a single building then using flame throwers to torch it and shooting anyone who escaped.  The entire book is just a train wreck of dead orphans and puppies.  3 times I had to put the book down.  You think, "The good guys will show up to save the day right?"  No it's just death, murder, rape and more fucking death.  The horrible fact about these men is many disappeared or were never apprehended.  However after reading the entire book cover to cover I feel 100% more enlightened and more humble after the fact.     

So my question is, have anyone you done research into a subject only to just stop and rethink or discover something you wish you never had?
:iconrodneydangerfieldplz:  Complaints, I gotta tell ya.  Old Rob he ain't doing do good.

So the other day me and my girlfriend.  We have been arguing for weeks.  Non stop bitching.  We went through one of those relationship councilors.  The councilor told me I need to leave all of my problems at the door before I entered.  So I told my girlfriend to go stand outside.  She hasn't been back since.

My credit.  Oh my credit.  My credit is so low I went in for a home loan.  Bank manager took my cardboard box away and told there was no way in hell I couldn't afford the mortgage.   

Only person on this earth who understands me is my doctor.  I went in because I woke up in pain.  Terrible pain.  Doc came back after a bunch of test.  He says, "I got good news and bad news."  I asked for the bad news first.  He says, "You have cancer and 6 months to live."  He then hands me my bill for 20 grand.  I say, "Doc, I can't pay this!"  Doc says, "Well, I'll give you another 6 months."  Hell of a guy that Doc complaints... Hell of a guy...   

I'm terrible a sports.  In school for kickball I was picked after the cripple and the blind kid.  I tried out for the track team once.  I figured, hell running is easy.  I could go around in a circle.  When it came to my time to run in the relay the guy behind me handed me a piece of paper.  It was from the coach.  He was cutting me from the team.

I was mugged today.  The robber took me into a dark alley and after he got a good look at me he laughed and handed me a gun and said "Here you need this more than I do."  No respect I tell ya, no respect at all. 

I was trying to call a taxi and I kept getting ignored.  Everyone else around me was getting into a cab but me.  This hooker, a street performer, even this gangbanger.  Fed up I ran into the street and stopped a taxi myself and asked the driver "What do all these people have that I don't?"  The cabby rolled down his window and said, "Money."   

I'm depresses, so depressed.  So I called one of them suicide hotlines.  But I was routed to this guy in Syria.  You should have heard him complaints.  He was so excited.  He asks me If I can fit into a size large vest.  For what I don't know.   


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United States
Current Residence: Wisconsin
Favourite genre of music: Country, Rock, Metal, Oldies
Favourite style of art: chibi, cartoonish
Operating System: Windows 95!
MP3 player of choice: ipod, duuu
Favourite cartoon character: Popeye the sailor man
Personal Quote: "The essence of humor is to underthink."


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Koushoku-jin Featured By Owner Nov 4, 2016  Hobbyist General Artist
:manhug: Dropping by, because I just want to :heart:
Valzeras Featured By Owner Oct 22, 2016
Lol the commie puts you in a white supremacist nazi list.…

Sig heil, brother!
AMERICANKNIGHT1234 Featured By Owner Oct 22, 2016  Student Artist
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RobStrand Featured By Owner Sep 28, 2016
Your pray has no power on me, I'm a Jew. 
Valzeras Featured By Owner 5 days ago……

A real jew hating American nazi has appeared!
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RobStrand Featured By Owner Sep 29, 2016
No, that was the Romans, and Pontius Pilate was a Roman, and even he was reluctant to kill Jesus.  And without Jesus's death, your sins would not be forgiven like they are.  Geeze for a Christian you sure are ignorant of your own Religion. 
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KdaAnimefan Featured By Owner Jun 3, 2016  Student Writer
Could I bug you for a bit of advice?
RobStrand Featured By Owner Jun 6, 2016
go ahead shoot
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